OK, I get that there were probably a large number of children watching the Super Bowl. I’m also smart enough to realize that Janet Jackson popping out of her costume was no accident despite the dumb-ass “wardrobe failure” explanation offered by Justin Timberlake. Nobody is dumb enough to believe that Janet always wears that much jewelry on her nipple. But come on, is this whole incident really a surprise? We have everyone and their dog expressing shock and outrage that this could happen during a “family oriented” event. Huh? Is this the same family oriented event where grown men tackle each other? Is this the same family oriented event where every second commercial features scantily-clad women advertising alcohol? Anybody that says that they are surprised that this happened at the Super Bowl is either a liar or an idiot. The only thing I’m surprised about is that it didn’t happen sooner. It’s a breast – get over it people. I’m just sorry that we didn’t get to see both of them. Oh well, there’s always next year. As for the poor children who were permanently scarred by the sight of a breast. Well, if a little girl is horrified by a boob, then her parents had better get her into therapy before she starts developing two of her own. On the other hand, if your young boy was shocked by the sight of Janet’s equipment on display, you might want to start preparing yourself now for the day he comes home and tells you that he just got a starring role on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Just as an aside, that Sun thing that Janet had bolted to her nipple looked pretty heavy. Wouldn’t that hurt? Especially with all that dancing…

¶ 2/03/2004 06:12:00 PM

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