When Scarlett Johansson had to film a love scene for her upcoming film The Island she was unhappy with the bra she was supposed to wear. So instead of wearing the cheap bra, she opted to go without one, or anything else, for that matter. Director Michael Bay tells Reuters that he had to make her keep her assets covered up in order to keep the movie rated PG-13. Her breasts warrant an R rating? Most Impressive. I’m not sure about anybody else, but I’m thinking that even with an R rating, a movie featuring a topless Scarlett Johansson is going to do pretty darn good at the box office. Not for nothing, but if I was Bay, I would have let her strip anyway. Keep her R-rated boobies out of theaters and save them for an unrated DVD edition. Or, just keep the footage for the old private collection. Either way, Michael, give your head a shake, Scarlett Johansson could have been wandering around your movie set topless - who cares if you ever used the footage. Just think of the mammaries, err, memories you missed out on.

¶ 7/12/2005 07:59:00 PM

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